This is a piece of Chinese poetry written by myself, after only a few months of
studying the incredibly complex language. Impressed? I knew you would be. At least,
you are probably impressed if you can't read it.
The background picture is not by me, but adds to the overall look.
I suppose I should give you the English translation, although it will spoil the whole effect.
Has a small nose
Is very pretty,
And likes to eat dumplings.
Copyright Steve Shipway, although I doubt you'd
want to steal it